Nea Fane – Un Biet Român Pripășit în America / A Hapless Romanian Stuck in The US

Tonight, I was rushed out on an urgent mission for some very specific ladies’ care items. “And nothing else, Stefan, don’t come home with half of the store”.

On my way to the checkout, I grabbed a bottle of ice-cold sparkling wine. And, this time, nothing else.

With just those two items in my cart, I ended up at the “snake lady”, who recognized me. (See my previous story, number Four)

She looked at my stuff, then at me, and with a big grin, she said:

“This purchase deserves some fireworks.”