Nea Fane – Un Biet Român Pripășit în America / A Hapless Romanian Stuck in The US

At 5:56 AM, Baloo woke me with a gentle nose nudge and a firm shake of his head.
By 5:57, I was out of bed.
At 5:58, Baloo was in my spot, snoring like a lumberjack.

Dog owner mystery of the universe: Why does a 100-pound dog feel like an antique dresser when he’s asleep on your mattress, but barely noticeable when he’s upright?