Nea Fane – Un Biet Român Pripășit în America / A Hapless Romanian Stuck in The US

It started at 6:00 AM on August 6, 2009, after I drove my wife and mother-in-law to the airport for their three-week trip to the motherland.

By 6:25 AM, I had my head perfectly shaved and was ready to take on the next adventure. I was considering buying a Harley or a red convertible with a 24-year-old redhead attached. Then I checked my bank account and realized I couldn’t afford either.

By 6:38 AM, my midlife crisis was over.