Nea Fane – Un Biet Român Pripășit în America / A Hapless Romanian Stuck in The US

This morning the Aussie part of my giant dog started acting up as soon as I let him out at 5:30 am.

Usually the Pyr and the Newf are the dominant breeds, but once in a while he gets the zoomies. Like today. He started running like crazy from one side of the backyard to the other, with such a speed and energy that even poor Gicu ran away from him. Only yours truly, as slow as I am, I took a Baloo on the chest and this pushed me back a couple of steps.

In that moment my Apple watch started vibrating so hard that I thought it broke, but no, it was a message: “It seems you had a hard fall. Do you want me to call 911?”

Between laugh and amazement I had to select other 3 options to prove that I’m actually okay.

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And then I got an itch and I asked Chat GPT if the text is correct (I needed a grammar check). And this is what Chat GPT answered:

“Yes, the text is correct. It describes a situation where the Australian Shepherd part of the writer’s giant dog started behaving energetically in the morning. The writer mentions that usually the dominant breeds in the dog are Great Pyrenees and Newfoundland, but occasionally the dog exhibits bursts of energy, referred to as “zoomies.” The dog runs vigorously from one side of the backyard to the other, even causing other dogs to run away. The writer shares a humorous incident where they took the force of the dog’s run and were pushed back a couple of steps, leading to their smartwatch vibrating intensely. The vibration turned out to be a message asking if they needed medical assistance due to a potential fall. The writer found it amusing and had to select three options to confirm their well-being.”

Ha ha thank you very much, AI.