Nea Fane – Un Biet Român Pripășit în America / A Hapless Romanian Stuck in The US

This melting pot named US of A… one morning, in the sleepy town of Tempe, Arizona, hysterical dogs and chicken running around, letting out screeching cackles, in full panic mode for unknown reasons:

“Yo, Roscoe, shut the fuck up! Mister Jones, quiet! Smaranda, keep your beak closed, you old horse! Bibi, come to mama, good girl! Roscoe, SHUT UP! Puskin, go and lay some eggs, you lazy Russian whore! Stop fighting each other otherwise I’m gonna make soup out of you, you….you feathery ones! Good morning, neighbor. Good morning, neighbor. Spectacular day, neighbor. Spectacular day, neighbor. Take care, neighbor. You too, neighbor. Bwaak, bwaak, bwaak let’s go home ladies. Come with Papa, you wonderful chicken.”

Tempe, AZ 2014